Welcome to Saturday Scorecard, coming to you today from the center of the sports universe...

It seems that way, doesn't it?

Every time you turn on ESPN, the talking heads are pontificating about Wisconsin. It's either Brett Favre's uncertain future, CC Sabathia's new address, Corey Hart's all-star berth and beer shower or the Bucks' new forward...

What is traditionally a sleepy time in the sports world has turned into non-stop media feeding frenzy.

It's our duty to contribute to the madness, so here are the notes:

Setting the scene: The Favre fiasco took an ugly turn Friday. While ESPN's Chris Mortensen broke the story and Foxsports.com's Jay Glazer provided juicy details while local editors and news directors scrambled to follow the news and kicked themselves for not dispatching reporters to Hattiesburg, Miss., (where Favre is working out) and Lake Tahoe (where Aaron Rodgers is playing golf).

Here is what has been reported in various places:

In early March, the Packers need an answer from Favre: will you or won't you be back?

Favre retired.

A few weeks later, Favre began to regret the decision and told the Packers he wanted to come back. General manager Ted Thompson and coach Mike McCarthy were open to the idea. They chartered a plane for a face-to-face meeting in Mississippi that was supposed to seal the deal. Two days before that meeting, Favre flip-flopped again, canceling the meeting and his comeback.

The Packers went ahead, crafted an off-season plan around Aaron Rodgers, and drafted quarterbacks Brian Brohm and Matt Flynn.

A few weeks ago, Favre changed his mind again...

Management got mad, because they had traveled too far down the post-Favre road to turn around. Given how he played last season and all he has done for the franchise, Favre was miffed that they didn't immediately welcome him back.

After an awkward series of leaked stories on both sides and a final conference call Tuesday, Favre had agent Bus Cook draft a letter asking for his release and leaked it to Mortensen. The Packers, it appear, won't give Favre his release. They'd rather welcome him back -- as Rodgers' backup -- or bring him back so they can trade him to another team, which would serve the dual purpose of giving them some compensation and prevent him from going where he wants to go (like Minnesota or Chicago).

Through all the manipulative machinations, most fans don't know whom to root for. Favre's retirement was a crushing blow, but most fans had recovered and put faith in Rodgers. The idea of Favre playing for another team remains almost unthinkable, but it might end up happening unless something radical happens.

Radical solution: Through the ups and downs of the past few weeks, Packers fans have asked each other "Which quarteback gives us the best chance to win: Favre or Rodgers?"

There may be a more important question: Which quarterback has the higher trade value?

Favre, 38, is going to play one or two more years at a very high salary. Rodgers, 24, who is rested and ready after several years as a backup, could play another 10 to 15 years if he can stay healthy.

Since the Packers probably could get more players / draft picks for Rodgers than Favre, we suggest the following three-step course of action.

1. Mend fences with Favre. Welcome him back to Green Bay, but only if he agrees to play two more seasons.

2. Trade Rodgers to the highest bidder.

3. Groom Brohm to be the quarterback of the future. Let him study film, run the second team and take pre-season snaps until he's ready.

It's a radical idea. It probably won't happen. But, it's an interesting option.

Bad timing: The local pro sports teams try not "step on" each other's announcements. The Bucks were trumped twice in the past week. They introduced Richard Jefferson on the same day the Brewers got Sabathia. Then, they flew Andrew Bogut in from Australia to announce his $60 million contract extension on the same day that the Favre story went into hyperdrive.

Much ado: Hart was surprised to hear that his impromptu beer shower created a bit of outrage on talk radio and in the blogosphere, where people were miffed that Hart's 2-year-old daughter, Ryleigh, got doused and a bit spooked when an army of Brewers stormed the podium and sprayed beer.

"She's fine; she's perfect," Hart said of his daughter. "I went and got her a popsicle, and she was great."

Yost said he liked the celebration.

"The cool thing about that was it wasn't staged or anything," he said. "That was pure emotion. I went and told the players, and they just erupted. They went into a frenzy, they were so excited for him. They were looking all over for him and I said, 'No, he's doing interviews.' I didn't think anything of it. Then, man, they broke the door down to get to him."

Trivia time: Sabathia led the major leagues in strikeouts (123) when he was traded to the Brewers. The only other pitchers traded while leading the majors in punchouts were David Cone (1992) and Randy Johnson (1998).

Weather watch: The Brewers have two "Block Parties" slated for this afternoon -- one at Mitchell Boulevard Park (Bluemound Road and 52nd Street) and Manitoba Park (2941 S. 49th St.) -- but inclement weather could be a factor.

Guests scheduled to appear at the Mitchell Boulevard Park party include: Russell Branyan, Yovani Gallardo, Gabe Kapler, Mitch Stetter, Dale Sveum, and Carlos Villanueva. Scheduled to appear at Manitoba Park are: Bill Castro, J.J. Hardy, Guillermo Mota, Manny Parra, Mike Rivera and Ned Yost. Players and coaches will appear from approximately 11:30 a.m. until 12:30 p.m., and the schedule is subject to change.

The parties are slated to run from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., but fans are urged to check brewers.com for updates in the morning if the weather is shaky.

The events are open to the public and activities are free of charge. There will be an opportunity for guests to interact with Brewers players, receive free food and drinks courtesy of Klement's, Pepsi and Sportservice (first 300 guests) and enjoy a variety of games and activities.