As we search for the wild, wacky, provocative and sad around the web, a few Web gems caught our eye.

Like bras for example. A creepy French scientist is convinced women should not wear bras. His main premise was that "Medically, physiologically, anatomically—the breast derives no benefit from being denied gravity."

Sounds good in theory. But does it pass the eye test? 

We also noticed with great excitement that a study has found that regular bikini waxing has managed to eliminate most pubic lice. We're thinking that's a good thing.

In the world of music, rapper Snoop Dog– or is it Snoop Lion these days? – has produced  an anti-gun spot. Great community service for Snoopy but somehow it still doesn't really erase the image of his gangster rap days when he was always talking about busting a cap in someone's (bleep).

Actually, it would be better if Snoop Lion or Tiger, whatever, did an anti-gun spot about gun violence as it pertains to circus animals.  We were sad to hear about the circus elephant wounded in a drive-by shooting.

Just goes to show the danger that comes when circus animals hang with the wrong crowd. 

In another animal related story, we found that international diplomacy can be a dicey when it comes to gift-giving. After all,  What do you do when the camel you gave a visiting dignitary gets eaten?

You give him another camel, of course. 

We were confused by the news someone named Ray J put out a song allegedly about someone named Kim Kardashian in which he claims "I hit it first". We have no idea what that's about but violence against women isn't funny. 

We'll leave you with a tried and true motto for most of us at OnMilwaukee.com. There's just no doubt that googly eyes make everything better. 

See for yourself.