Move over, Jack Sparrow – there's a new pirate captain in town, and his name is, um, Pirate Captain.
By the name, it would seem the animated action hero of "The Pirates! Band of Misfits" (voiced by a refreshingly un-annoying Hugh Grant) is destined for a life of high-seas adventure and booty plundering, if only it weren't for the lack of spoils to show for it.
To remedy this – and secure his place as a contender for the Pirate of the Year Awards – Pirate Captain and his band of merry men (and one Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate) set out to pillage a record haul in time to overtake rival pirates Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz.
Their comedic efforts prove fruitless until they stumble upon the expedition vessel of a novice scientist by the name of Charles Darwin (voiced by David Tennant of "Doctor Who" fame). Darwin discovers that Pirate Captain's prized parrot, Polly, is actually a dodo, and convinces the pirates to travel to the anti-pirate realm of Queen Victoria to claim the esteemed prize of Scientist of the Year.
The Wallacey-Gromitey flair of directors Peter Lord and Jeff Newitt certainly rules "The Pirates!" in both script and visuals. It embraces all the stop-motion goodness of their previous work, but more importantly does the same for the movie's quick humor and kid-friendly gags.
There's plenty to laugh at for all ages, from the sharp sarcasm and risque one-liners for the grown-ups in the audience to kooky British humor and slapstick absurdities for the little ones (Ham nite, anyone?). Parents should use some discretion, though: while most of the funny bits aimed at them will likely go over kids' heads, there are a few edgy-for-PG lines to watch out for.
Overall, "The Pirates!" is a worthwhile movie splurge with or without kids in tow. The 3-D, however, not so much, so steer clear of that if you can. Otherwise, see it soon. To borrow a line from the movie itself, it "makes electricity look like a pile of crap."
Contrary to her natural state of being, Renee Lorenz is a total optimist when it comes to Milwaukee. Since beginning her career with OnMilwaukee.com, her occasional forays into the awesomeness that is the Brew City have turned into an overwhelming desire to discover anything and everything that's new, fun or just ... "different."
Expect her random musings to cover both the new and "new-to-her" aspects of Miltown goings-on, in addition to periodically straying completely off-topic, which usually manifests itself in the form of an obscure movie reference.