Netflix announced its latest comings and goings from the streaming site – and when it comes to the former, I hope you've got an appetite for losing your appetite (in the best way possible).
Next month, the network will premiere its new original show "Santa Clarita Diet," about a zombified Drew Barrymore making good food out of bad people. So it's like if "Dexter" and "Hannibal" had a very funny child together. And in case the sight of America's sweetheart Drew Barrymore slurping down a man smoothie wasn't enough to kill your dinner cravings, the crazily crude cartoon "Sausage Party" will hit Netflix next month as well. "Babe" and "Babe: Pig in the City" will also hit the streaming service in February – just in case you were planning on eating pork or bacon anytime soon.
Luckily, if you're looking for something a little more appetizing to binge, Netflix has plenty of other great new options worth feasting upon. Pixar's animated hit "Finding Dory" will splash onto Netflix on the first day of the month, as well as the critically-praised "American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson" the day after. "Clouds of Sils Maria," "Milk" and the essential documentary "Paris Is Burning" should help sate your critically-loved cinema sweet tooth, and if you're looking for some sexy stream-able fun for Valentine's Day, both "Magic Mike" and "Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special" will help steam up your screens next month.
And, just in case you were concerned Netflix was trying to turn you off of food forever, the site will serve up another season of some of the most crave-worthy food porn captured on film: "Chef's Table." Just talking about it makes me so hungry (notices "Twilight" is also coming to Netflix in February) never mind; lost my appetite again.
Anyways, here's what's coming and going from Netflix in the month of February.
Coming to Netflix
Feb. 1
"Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies, and Cyber Attacks" (2016)
"Babe" (1995)
"Babe: Pig in the City" (1998)
"Balto" (1995)
"Balto 2: Wolf Quest" (2001)
"Balto 3: Wings of Change" (2004)
"The Blair Witch Project" (1999)
"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" (2005)
"Contact" (1997)
"Corpse Bride" (2005)
"Finding Dory" (2016)
"Eleven P.M." (1928)
"The Five Heartbeats" (1995)
"From This Day Forward: A Trans Love Story" (2016)
"The Furchester Hotel" season 1-2
"The Girl from Chicago" (1932)
"Gun Runners" (2015)
"Hell-Bound Train" (1930)
"Highly Strung" (2015)
"Hot Biskits" (1931)
"I Am Sun Mu" (2016)
"Invincible" (2006)
"Les beaux malaises" season 1-4
"The Longest Day" (1962)
"Magic Mike" (2012)
"Masha's Spooky Stories" season 1
"Mother with a Gun" (2016)
"The Nightmare Before Christmas" (1993)
"Paris Is Burning" (1990)
"Project X" (1987)
"Silver Streak" (1976)
"Twilight" (2008)
"Woman in Gold" (2015)
Feb. 2
"American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson" (2016)
"Frequency" season 1
Feb. 3
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Daniel Sosa: Sosafado"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Imperial Dreams"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Santa Clarita Diet"
Feb. 4
"Superbad" (2007)
Feb. 5
"Elvira, I Will Give You My Life But I'm Using It" (2014)
"Los Herederos" (2015)
Feb. 6
"Girls Lost" (2015)
"Me, Myself and Her" (2015)
Feb. 7
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special"
Feb. 8
"Tiempos Felices" (2014)
"Girl Asleep" (2015)
Feb. 10
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Abstract: The Art of Design"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "David Brent: Life on the Road"
Feb. 11
"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Stronger Than The World"
Feb. 12
"Clouds of Sils Maria" (2014)
Feb. 13
"Code: Debugging the Gender Gap" (2016)
"Magicians: Life in the Impossible" (2016)
Feb. 14
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Girlfriend's Day"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Katherine Ryan: In Trouble"
"King Cobra" (2016)
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Project Mc 2: Part 4"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "White Nights"
Feb. 15
"Aram, Aram" (2015)
"Before I Go to Sleep" (2014)
"Fire Song" (2015)
Feb. 16
"Milk" (2008)
"Sundown" (2016)
Feb. 17
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Chef's Table" season 3
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "DreamWorks Dragons: Race to the Edge" season 4
"Kill Ratio" (2016)
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Seven Deadly Sins" season 2
Feb. 19
"Girl Meets World" season 3
"Growing Up Wild" (2016)
"Tini: El Gran Cambio De Violetta" (2016)
"When Calls the Heart" season 3
Feb. 23
"Sausage Party" (2016)
Feb. 24
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Legend Quest" season 1
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Ultimate Beastmaster"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Ultimate Beastmaster Mexico"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "VeggieTales in the City" season 1
Feb. 26
"Night Will Fall" (2016)
Feb. 27
"Brazilian Western" (2013)
Feb. 28
"Be Here Now" (2015)
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Michael Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes"
Leaving Netflix
Feb. 1
"A.C.O.D."
"An American Girl: Sage Paints the Sky"
"An Inconvenient Truth"
"Ashby"
"Black Hawk Down"
"Bratz: Babyz: The Movie"
"Bratz: Super Babyz"
"Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure"
"Clerks"
"Elizabeth"
"Extract"
"Failure to Launch"
"Frida"
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
"Jackass 2.5"
"The Kite Runner"
"Lalaloopsy Girls: Welcome to L.A.L.A. Prep School"
"Last Holiday"
"The Machinist"
"Mission Impossible III"
"The Original Latin Kings of Comedy"
"Sahara"
"Save the Last Dance"
"Serving Sara"
"Star Trek: Nemesis"
"There Will Be Blood"
"Trainspotting"
"What's Eating Gilbert Grape"
Feb. 7
"Justin Bieber's Believe"
Feb. 12
"Grounded for Life" seasons 1-5
Feb. 13
"Scary Movie 5"
"The Nut Job"
Feb. 15
"Brothers in War"
"Chris Porter: Ugly and Angry"
"Closure"
"Exile Nation: The Plastic People"
"Jack Frost"
"I Am Not a Hipster"
"Plastic Paradise: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch"
"Prince of Broadway"
"Stephanie in the Water"
"The Man on Her Mind"
"Unlikely Animal Friends" season 2
Feb. 16
"Santa Claws"
"Somewhere"
Feb. 17
"Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year"
Feb. 19
"Problem Child: Leslie Jones"
Feb. 28
"Clueless"
As much as it is a gigantic cliché to say that one has always had a passion for film, Matt Mueller has always had a passion for film. Whether it was bringing in the latest movie reviews for his first grade show-and-tell or writing film reviews for the St. Norbert College Times as a high school student, Matt is way too obsessed with movies for his own good.
When he's not writing about the latest blockbuster or talking much too glowingly about "Piranha 3D," Matt can probably be found watching literally any sport (minus cricket) or working at - get this - a local movie theater. Or watching a movie. Yeah, he's probably watching a movie.