Like all J.J. Abrams films, the marketing for "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" has been secretive as all hell, leaving fans asking "Please sir, may I have some more?" with their best Oliver Twist impressions. After the third very vague – and very exciting – teaser trailer, the buzz was that would be the last footage we'd see before the actual movie comes out.

Well that turned out to be bantha poodoo, because this morning a Japanese trailer emerged with a whole lot of new footage. Here's the video.

Just like the other trailers, everything here looks great (the opening shot alone is better than pretty much anything from the prequels. And that gorgeous shot of the TIE Fighters in the sun, ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT?!). We get to actually hear sure-to-be Christmas toy of the year BB-8 speak a bit, a few more shots of the new Darth Vader-praising villain Kylo Ren and his cross lightsaber, still not much plot information and ... still no Luke Skywalker, whose role in this film is slowly becoming the worst-kept secret in Hollywood (as with most of J.J. Abrams' secrets). 

Still, it looks great, and I can't wait to see it when it comes out on Dec. 18. In the meantime, here's another video to hold you over: the Milwaukee-based movie guys Red Letter Media predicting what they think will happen in "The Force Awakens" based on the four total minutes of footage we've seen. Warning: There's no spoilers here, but all of their guesses sound so right on that they almost feel like spoilers.