Today may feel like just another Wednesday in our new normal, but in a better, healthier timeline, today would be anything but.
June 24 was supposed to mark the start of Summerfest, and we should be enjoying live music from Dave Matthews, Halsey and more, chowing down on our first of many Saz's sampler platters and feelings extremely ancient surrounded by concert goers who are barely older than Twitter. Instead, the Big Gig has been canceled, and we're all doing our best to keep ourselves and everyone else healthy by social distancing and generally staying home. Safe to say this year has not gone as hoped.
The good news is that almost all of the American Family Insurance Amphitheater headliners are signed on to return next year for Summerfest 2020: Version 2.0. The bad news is that's still not for another 365-some days, and there's a massive Big Gig-shaped hole in our hearts today, so let's try to fill it by reminiscing about 100 things that we miss about the world's largest music festival.
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You, Milwaukee. We really miss seeing you.
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Taking a Summerfest shuttle
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Eating Saz's mozzarella sticks
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Riding the Skyglider (no spitting, please)
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Drinking freshly squeezed lemonade
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Checking out all the bikes in the Harley-Davidson parking area
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Watching the Big Bang on opening night
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Eating corn on the cob – even if we end up with bits stuck in our teeth for the rest of the day
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Marveling at all of the new upgrades and stage updates around the grounds (Remember: We should be enjoying a brand new Amp this year.)
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Knocking back a Summer Shandy
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Getting temporary tattoos
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Dancing on a picnic table like no one can see you (but they very much can)
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Buying airbrushed T-shirts with your and your honey's name on it
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Reading the entire Summerfest lineup when it comes out and mapping out what concerts you're going to see
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Reading everyone in the comments complain about the Big Gig lineup, because everyone always complains. (Yes, we even miss the annoying parts)
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Simply enjoying a beer while roaming around the grounds and people-watching
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Feeling like a real VIP while hanging out in the Level Up decks.
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Grabbing a drink at Club Charlie's or one of the other Third Ward bars on your way to the grounds
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Supporting local music by checking out and cheering on the many awesome Milwaukee bands that hit the Big Gig stages throughout the day
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Watching a live newscast (and feeling very tempted to photobomb the reporters)
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Getting a foot massage for a quarter at one of those barrel chairs
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Taking boat excursions on the Iroquois
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Stumbling upon a band that you've never heard of before but that totally puts on a great live show
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Telling your friends you'll meet up at the fountain, the "official" Summerfest meeting place
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Feeling the excitement when the lights go down and you know the band you've come to see if going to come out any second
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Marveling at the walking statues holding steady throughout the park
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Tipping the strolling performers, that guy who plays six instruments at once and the drumline group busting out awesome beats on the buckets
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We even miss the ticket guys on the street, asking us if we got any extra tickets. I guess we've all got extra tickets for this year's edition ...
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Trying all of the crazy new food options (not in one day, though, for our heart's sake)
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Trying (and failing) to hit a hole in one. One of these years, though ...
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Eating one of those massive turkey legs
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Buying some big cheap sunglasses (probably because we dropped and lost our other pair)
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Getting your caricature drawn
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Catching a breeze and a break from the hubbub on the rocks
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Checking out the water ski show
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Riding a Bublr bike to the grounds – which you can do now as well, just not with a large music festival to greet you when you arrive
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Playing a little bingo
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Playing beach volleyball
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Taking a video of the show and sending it to your friend who unfortunately couldn't make it
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Taking a photo at the big guitar and instruments art display
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Enjoying a Hawaiian shave ice
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Buying a soda from a massive root beer barrel
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Walking along the lake to get from one end of the grounds to the other, which is almost easier than taking the main drag
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Spending all day on the grounds because you smartly took off work on Friday
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Walking toward the exits after your show, high on an awesome concert (and on some of the weed smoke around you)
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Walking to Summerfest from your parking spot a few miles away. Hey, all that exercise means that you can have even more beer and festival food, right?
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Cheering at the SportsZone for the Bucks' Rim Rockers
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Walking past the cool buildings and businesses in the Third Ward
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Having a pregame rooftop cocktail at The Outsider atop the Kimpton
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Looking up at the Hoan Bridge and wondering what traffic's like up there
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Catching a nooner (a noon concert, that is)
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Celebrating Military Appreciation Day with all of its displays, drill teams and more
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Buying popcorn from a Koepsell's popcorn wagon
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Buying your grandma a Summerfest hat
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Taking a beer break and having a martini at JoJo's Martini Lounge on the south end
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Stacking your beer empties until you get the Slinky effect goin' on
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Riding the Ferris wheel
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Desperately trying to find a phone charging station before your phone bites it
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One word: Zumba
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Racing home to write our concert reviews on OnMilwaukee. We never thought we'd miss working those late and exhausting hours ... but here we are
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Getting in to Summerfest for free with its many, many discounts and ticket specials
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Buying a beer for a friend
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Becoming friends with the bartender working the stand by your stage
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Grabbing a lawn seat at the Amp to see the biggest names at the Biggest Gig
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I can't believe we're saying this, but we miss getting beer spilled on us. We're even reminiscing about the annoying parts!
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Crunching down on some almonds
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Buying a pewter dragon or a unicorn T-shirt in the shopping area
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Trying to get a juggler to drop his balls
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Enjoying even the pain in your knees after standing for so long on the bleachers and realizing that you're getting old
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Kicking back on a bench and getting a tan (and tan lines)
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Hearing the echoes of the final concert still rocking out at the end of the night
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Checking out all of the various booths and stations trying to sell you stuff
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Hearing the lead singer yell, "How're we doing tonight, Summerfest?!"
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People-watching. The finest people-watching
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Grumpily judging all of the people watching the live show through their cell phone screens
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Waking up the next day and realizing you've completely lost your voice
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Marveling at the magic show
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Hanging by the stage entrances in the hopes of snagging an autograph from your favorite bands
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When the band you're seeing finally plays the hit song you've been waiting to hear all night
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Sneaking a cute kiss near the lake
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Standing at the north end of the grounds and watch the Milwaukee Art Museum's wings open (or close)
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Taking the kids to see the talent on the Children's Theater
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Realizing that you actually know a song by the seemingly anonymous band on stage that you've kind of been half-listening to, maybe
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Marveling at all of the cowboy boots and hats in line for the country music concert at the Amp that night
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Making faces at the radio people as they broadcast live from the grounds
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Laughing at all the men who still wear socks with their sandals (but honestly, at this point, we commend them for committing to their fashion choices)
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Counting all of the bald heads, naked bellies and mullets you see while people-watching
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Running into "everyone" from your high school class
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Eating a funnel cake
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Making new friends with the strangers sitting around you
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Hanging out at the drum circle and wondering if they ever stop playing (they never do)
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Breathing in the glorious scent of Sil's mini donuts
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Kicking back and chilling in the air-conditioned Cool Down Lounge
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Battling the July heat at the cooling stations
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Checking out the bands on the Rebel Stage, the only one not booked by Summerfest
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Laughing at ComedySportz
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Enjoying Milwaukee's best sausage at the Usinger's Wurst Garden
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Trying standup paddle boarding and kayaking for free at The Summerfest Landing – and then falling into the water when we're ready to cool off a bit
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Being with people, having fun and being care free
- Already looking forward to next year's lineup